Wondering what to do with one pound of sad strawberries and a bunch of basil that's seen better days? Don't throw it away! Make this jam. Of course, I'd prefer if you used, errrr, fresher ingredients. But hey, I do what I can with what I have...and what I ~~have~~ had was some less than stellar produce awaiting judgement day in the fridge. Except the basil. Never put fresh basil in the fridge. I love strawberry jam. However, we never have any on hand. I buy that Kirkland signature strawberry puree from Costco that's totally amazeballs. Yet, I eat it all up too quick. Like freakishly quick, and it's a massive jar. Anyway, Costco is about an hour away so we don't go on a regular basis. In addition, I flat out refuse to buy any jam at the regular grocery store because, well, to put it lightly...I'm a jam snob.

Growing up, my grandparents had a hugely vast ~~vegetable & fruit farm~~ garden full of fresh currents, rows upon rows of an assortment of raspberries, and gobs of plump strawberries. Believe me when I tell you, and this is very important...there is nothing like the taste of a freshly picked strawberry from a real ass garden. You don't know life if you haven't had one, so if that's the case get yourself to a U-Pick farm. Right now! There's no time to waste! Anywho, we used to make oodles upon oodles upon oodles of perfect jam with these home grown berries. And that's why I'm a jam snob. I'm ruined, essentially.

I tried to make chia seed jam not too long ago (while in a state of panic due to our lack of jam). I didn't post the recipe because...I did not enjoy it. It had an odd texture (surprise!) and it wasn't sweet enough and it was just a plain insult to jams everywhere. It's still in my fridge and is made with Alaskan-mountain blueberries picked by yours truly last fall. It's all yours. So gross.

I've been talking a lot about jam. This is because I simply refuse to acknowledge the existence of jelly. OMG, don't even get me started on that crap. Preserves, yeah, they're okay but I don't like my jam chunky, you know? But, live and let live. So, jam it is for me. NEVER JELLY.

If you're try to impress someone or just up your jam game, this is the one for you. It's a delicious, no-canning necessary strawberry jam infused with fresh basil, vanilla and cinnamon. I couldn't stop licking the spoon.

Strawberry Basil Jam or Sauce

Makes about 8 oz.

Notes: For more of a sauce, blend the strawberry mixture until smooth. If you'd like more of a jam, blend less.

1 lb. strawberries, chopped
1/2 cup vegan sugar
1 lime, juiced
1/4 cup fresh basil, chopped and packed
1/2 tsp. vanilla
1/2 tsp. cinnamon

In a medium saucepan, combine all the ingredients over low heat. Continuously stir until the sugar has dissolved and it looks like the strawberries are floating in water. Remove from heat and transfer to a blender. Blend until smooth for a sauce-like consistency or leave a bit chunky for a more jam-like texture. Transfer back to the pan and over high heat, stir continuously until it reaches the mixture reaches 220 degrees (about 5 minutes). Once it's reached 220 degrees, stir continuously for another 5 minutes. If you don't have a candy thermometer, that's okay. Once the mixture is transferred from the blender back to the pot, it should cook on high from start to finish for about 10 minutes total. Pour into a jar and allow to rest at least 15 minutes before covering and placing in the fridge to chill. Chill overnight. Store in the fridge and consume within one week. Oh, that's what I'm talking about. Yes, I always match my nails to my jam. Also, there was a little bit that didn't fit in the jar...and...well, I ate it all. Straight up. Treat yo' self! [soundcloud url="https://api.soundcloud.com/tracks/29271982" params="color=73a89a&auto_play=false&hide_related=false&show_artwork=true" width="100%" height="166" iframe="true" /]

German Word of The Day: Jam --> Marmelade (pronounced: marma-lawd-eh) I know about orange marmalade, but who knew?!

Good Deed of The Day: All I have to say is WTF. Please sign this petition to stop a live bull from being set on fire for the entertainment of people. Grotesque animal cruelty shouldn't be tolerated, regardless of any culture it's involved in. Period. It only takes 5 seconds. You'll see my signature there!

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Tart Strawberry Rhubarb Compote

Inspired by Accident & Simple Bites

2 medium stalks of rhubarb, chopped small

10 medium strawberries, quartered

juice from half a lemon

2 Tbsp. brown sugar

Chop the rhubarb and the strawberries and add to a small saucepan. Juice the lemon and add to the pot as well, also adding the brown sugar. Stir it all up well to combine. Bring to a boil over medium heat, stirring occasionally. Once boiling, cover and allow it to simmer for about 5 minutes. Careful to lift the lid every now and again because this shit will boil over on you and make a gigantic mess.

Uncover, thank God, and simmer for another 5 minutes. The rhubarb and strawberries should be soft and mushy by now. I like to mush them up a bit at the end but feel free to leave them mostly intact if desired.

Allow to cool slightly before serving. Serve with whatever you like! Use it as jam, or mix it in yogurt, over pancakes, it's really good over anything. Well, most anything.

My yogurt was utterly delicious by the way.

Yogurt With Strawberry Rhubarb Compote

Author: Katie - Produce On Parade

Serves: 1 cup

This is a very easy, super simple compote. I use lemon juice because I love my compote tart but if you want to tone down the tart, use orange juice instead.

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